Celebrities Who Do Fuck All With Immense Wealth To Improve The Lives Of Others Pen Glowing Tributes To Dolly Parton

Celebrities Who Do Fuck All With Immense Wealth To Improve The Lives Of Others Pen Glowing Tributes To Dolly Parton

WITH THE MEDIA awash with stories of country music legend Dolly Parton’s feats of life-changing charitable endeavours and immense kindness, more and more celebrities are penning glowing tributes to all the work she’s done with her platform, fortune and business acumen.

“Her music is peerless but what she did for others is her defining legacy,” said one blue-ticked celebrity who appears in promotional videos for OpenAI.

The outpouring of spontaneous grief and deeply felt gratitude for Parton after her passing was only eclipsed by the volume of tributes from a cohort of celebrities who pay crisis PR firms too much money to be exposing themselves to accusations of hypocrisy that will come from posts praising the Tennessee native’s positive impact.

“Charity was the very essence of her soul,” added another bereft multi-millionaire entertainer, who keeps asking their agent to get them pay checks promoting the Saudi Arabian tourism industry.

“Her generosity more than her talent is a lesson to us all,” another blue-ticked entertainer said, not long after performing at the birthday party of a warlord.

“Few did more to positively impact the lives of those who had nothing growing up,” another tribute read, this time from someone who will be front and centre pushing a crypto-currency scam in a Super Bowl advert next year.

“With her Imagination Library, Parton saw that all children should be afforded an equal chance to read, learn, grow and prosper, and now with Flock cameras we can protect our kids as they do this. Use the hashtag ‘GetTheFlockOutOfHere’ to get 20% off your Flock camera order,” penned a Kardashian.

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