A couple had been married for 40 years and the husband managed all of the money.
He always told his wife never to look inside the small locked safe in the closet.
One day, curiosity got the better of her while he was out. She opened it — inside were two crocheted dolls and $95,000 in cash.
When her husband returned, she confessed and asked what it meant.
He said:
“Every time I got mad at you over the years, instead of arguing, I crocheted a doll.”
She was touched and thought, “Only two dolls… wow, he only got mad twice!”
Then she asked, “So what about the money?”
He replied:
“That’s from selling the rest of the dolls.”
