A Blind Old Man Walks Into a Lesbian Bar – And Doesn’t See the Surprise Coming

A blind old man accidentally walks into a bar one evening, tapping his cane confidently as he finds a seat at the counter. He smiles and says to the bartender,
“Excuse me, young lady, I’d like a drink.”

The bartender pauses, then gently replies,
“Sir… this is a lesbian bar.”

The old man laughs and says,
“Well, that explains why everyone here sounds so confident!”

A few minutes later, he turns his head and says,
“Wow, this place has great energy. Must be the music.”

The bartender chuckles.
“It’s not the music, sir.”

The man nods wisely and responds,
“Ah, I see… or rather, I don’t see — but I can tell everyone here knows exactly who they are!”

As the night goes on, the old man raises his glass and says,
“To good company, good conversations, and a place where nobody needs to impress me — because I can’t see you anyway!”

The entire bar bursts into laughter.

When he finally leaves, someone asks him if he enjoyed the bar.
He smiles and says,
“Absolutely. I may be blind, but tonight I learned one thing clearly — confidence is something you can hear.”

Moral of the story:
Sometimes, not seeing the world helps you understand it a little better.