14 Things That Made Absolutely No Sense in Fifty Shades Darker

Fifty Shades Darker is truly an experience, even though Kate’s brother and Dr. Flynn are missing and José conveniently lives in Seattle and not Portland. The sex scenes are hot, Jamie Dornan does a shirtless plank thing on a pommel horse, and Dakota Johnson delivers a great butt joke. Still, there are some questions that have been on my mind since the fireworks faded to black. Here are my woes:

1. Where is the rain? There’s one sweeping sad rain scene when Ana is taking a solo walk after the Leila gun incident (she eventually returns to a sad Christian), but what’s with all the sunshine? I’m sorry, the Pacific Northwest in the fall/winter is not as bright as Christian’s smile. How’d they get so lucky with the sun and mostly calm water when they were on The Grace? Does Christian’s weather app actually work? Or, is this the film’s way of telling everyone that climate change is real? Can Seattle really have more than one consecutive day of sunshine?