Curious funny phrases

Curious, fun, humorous, funny and great phrases that will make your day. You can share these funny phrases for whatsapp, facebook or twitter, the best place on social networks to make your friends laugh.

“No to unemployment” (A heart)

«I am shocked by people who do not show their faces» (Anonymous)

“I have nerves of steel” (Robocop)

“Give me back my cape” (Ozone)

“You will pay me” (International Monetary Fund)

“I have all my children with different surnames” (Mr. Carlos Distinto)

«If there is something that breaks me it is the pins» (A balloon)

“My father is an old, green tail” (Hulk)

“In my house we get kicked” (Bruce Lee)

“I am surrounded by animals” (Noah)

“My life is full of aspirations” (An asthmatic)

“Let’s get to the point” (A dermatologist)

“No to organ donation!” (Yamaha Instruments)

“My wife has a great physique” (Albert Einstein)

“I could never study law” (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

«I believe in reincarnation» (The nail)

“I like humanity” (A cannibal)

“You are the only woman in my life” (Adam)

“It is better to give than to receive” (A boxer)

“What annoys me are the trucks” (A toad)

“Marry an archaeologist. The older you get, the more charming he will find you” (Agatha Christie)